HELP!!! i fell and i can’t get up

1. #1stumper1202008-10-06 17:54

   he bounced the check to the crane company last time he did a slew ring. they got him good this time

2. #2D5G2008-10-09 20:24

   nicee!

3. #3hoeman6002008-10-09 21:02

   he obveously kept swinging to the right and unscrewed the house. the new guys always fall fer this ointhead

4. #4LowBoy2008-10-10 08:05

   That's a good way to get another 3 foot of digging depth. To the right? I was always told that TIGHTENS the house up...Huh. Learn sumpin new every day around here.:beatsme

5. #5dumptrucker2008-10-10 10:42

   To the right? I was always told that TIGHTENS the house up...Huh. Learn sumpin new every day around here.:beatsme[/QUOTE] Yeah! I thought it was righty tighty, lefty loosey. :beatsme Or it is a machine from the southern hemisphere, you know like the toilets that flush counter clockwise.

6. #6hoeman6002008-10-10 16:30

   FELLAS FELLAS calm down its a jap machine its righty tighty refty roosey

7. #7LowBoy2008-10-10 17:57

   What happened to this thing in the first place I wonder.....probably too much grease?

8. #8cat 3852008-10-10 20:24

   somebody ran her in to the ground ha,ha

9. #9JimBruce422008-10-10 22:07

   slightly used excavator... some assembly required....

10. #10qball2008-10-11 16:42

    watch out, i got banned for less.

11. #11Buckethead2008-10-11 18:59

    Optional extras Oh you want an undercarriage? You should have said something when you ordered the machine. That costs extra.

12. #12stumpjumper832008-10-11 20:34

    That will be the last time you ever dig over my drive motors....

13. #13RocksnRoses2008-10-12 00:07

    Excavator to track frame "Hey, wait for me!" Rn'R.

14. #14Bellboy2008-10-12 09:02

    Pity there are no places to grab on to around there!

15. #15D5G2008-10-12 16:43

    i'd leave me head behind if it wasn't screwed on......wait a minute....where'd my head go?