Natural selection at its finest
I once bought a crane for uncut scrap price so dad went and hualed it home for me to torch so me being the 16 year old I was I was just torching lines off with out a care in the land next thing I hear is a loud pop and see the hydraulic tank lid on a flight it was a foot around cast iron bomb at that point seeming aimed for me head as I'm running triping and dodging it.
one of my coworkers damn near killed me with a tack truck a few years ago. He lit the burners and it wasn’t full enough and blew the lid off it landed three feet away from me.
My dumb ass got up early one winter day to find the furnace shut down. Overnight snow had covered the stack. I thought I mighta smelled propane, but my sniffer has been no good for long time. When I lifted the door and stuck my match in there, the cap on the stack lifted well enough to land in the neighbor's yard. I knew better, but not on that day....
I once pulled a line off with pressure behind it. The oil spray covered the wall except for a clean man-shaped silhouette behind me . Glad these are stories that were here tellin' and not epitaphs
A guy at the cat shop did that with a transducer on a 773 ? Diff oil all the zip code
About 8-9 years ago, I helped a friend recondition the tilt cylinders on his antique (1956) Clark forklift. The old seals were mostly leather! - so we got some new ones turned up out of urethane. We honed the cylinder bores beautifully, but one ended up just a whisker smaller diameter than the other. We fitted the shaft and piston with the new seals to one, no problem. We tried the other one - but the piston and the new seals jammed a third of the way into the bore, and we couldn't move the shaft, in or out. So what to do? O.K., we've got air in the shop, put a bit of air pressure in the cylinder, tap the shaft, and it'll just pop out. But we got to around 60psi, and the shaft still wouldn't budge! Try a little more whacking with the hammer! Yep, that worked!! The shaft released alright! - and launched itself, with an almighty BANG! - out of the cylinder, and across the workshop floor! - leaving both of us just a little stunned. Just fetch two pairs of the brown corduroy trousers, will ya?? Should've been old enough, and wise enough, to know better! We went back to doing another 30-40 minutes of honing, and this time around, the shaft and piston fitted well!